No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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