He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
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