I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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