the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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