don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
