in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Can Purell be used as lube?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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