yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
