Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
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The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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