I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
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My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
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His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
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