whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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