haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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