I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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