As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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