i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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