You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
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