im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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