If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
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