id be glad to
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
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There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
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but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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