ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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