i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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