doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
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Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
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last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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