Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
he told me I talked like a deaf person
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
my liver is dry heaving
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Randomize