You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Is it because I queefed?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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