is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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