how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
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He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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