is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
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She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
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