is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
ttyl tear gas
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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