Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
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