We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
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Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
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IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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