So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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