oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I smell like Dick and happiness
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