My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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