Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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