do herpes really smell.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
two words...techno handjob
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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