brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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