Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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