i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Who did Billy Mays play for?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
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he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
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Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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