chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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