I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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