Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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