Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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