"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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