He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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