I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
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That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
So. Much. Porn.
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