Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
