I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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