I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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