The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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