fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
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i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
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let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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