Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
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