Midget sex pt 2 tonight
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
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your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
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We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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