Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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