she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
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Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
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I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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