i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
