what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
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We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
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We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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