Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
one two three fourrrrnication!
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
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You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
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I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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